Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Drake has all the answers
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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