google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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