Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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