Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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