it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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