I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
BRING THE BAGELS
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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