He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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