Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This baby is an asshole
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
