Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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