Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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