Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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