Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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