..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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