a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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