idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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