So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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