Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
