you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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