hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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