I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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