he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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