Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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