Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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