I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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