David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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