Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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