he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So vagazzling was a success
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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