Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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