I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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