4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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