Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
