so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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