you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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