I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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