he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Floor bacon is actually really good
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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