Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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