I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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