You're so nebulous sometimes
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Randomize
