i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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