So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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