Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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