You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Michael Bay diarrhea
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just googled if crying burns calories
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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