There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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