I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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