Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You don't make any sense
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