Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Randomize
