You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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