We named our party play list daddy issues
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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