Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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