Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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