Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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